Seagull Soup

There is an old riddle, which goes like this:

A man arrives in a port from a ship, and the first thing he does is go to the local pub and order seagull soup. He eats one bite, then goes outside and kills himself. Why?

The answer:

The man had just been rescued from a deserted island, where he had been shipwrecked along with other passengers. The survivors ate seagull soup provided by the ship's cook to survive, but as the number of survivors dwindled, the man grew suspicious about the source of his food. When he eats the seagull soup in the port and it tastes nothing like what he had on the island, his suspicions are confirmed, and unable to live with the reality of being a cannibal, he kills himself.

While this may be the traditional response to the riddle, I have another theory: the man was an avid ornithologist, who especially loved seagulls. He had spent his whole life hearing that seagull soup was delicious, but refused to eat it on moral grounds. Finally, he is swayed to give it a try; he travels to this port, famous for having the best seagull soup. He tries some, and realizes that it is indeed the best thing he has ever tasted. Unable to live with the combination of regret at not having eaten seagull sooner and the remorse of eating his favorite bird, he kills himself.

Luckily, we here at RealFakeBirds™ have no moral qualms about eating our avian friends; we understand that it is all part of the circle of life. Birds tasting delicious is just another thing that makes them great. So, without further ado, I present the definitive, RealFakeBirds™ official recipe for seagull soup:

Seagull Soup

Ingredients:

• 2 quarts of poultry stock (homemade seagull stock is preferable, but a common chicken stock will do)
• 1 freshly caught seagull
• 3 tblsp olive oil or compound butter of choice
• 1 cup carrot, chopped into dime shapes
• 1 cup shiitake mushrooms, sliced
• 1 half yellow onion, finely grated
• 1 tblsp worcestershire sauce
• 3 bay leaves
• 1 tblsp ginger, finely grated
• 2 tsp garlic, finely grated
• bouquet garnis: thyme, rosemary, cilantro
• salt and pepper to taste
• green onions, finely chopped for garnish

Instructions:

1. Prepare the seagull. Pluck its feathers, remove the head and feet. Gut it. Remove any birdshot.
2. Rub the seagull down with olive oil or compound butter, garlic, ginger, and onion. In a 400ºF oven, roast the seagull for 25 minutes.
   (It may not be all the way cooked through yet, that is ok)
3. Move the seagull carcass and its accoutrement to a large stock pot. Cover with stock. Bring to a rolling boil, then back the heat down to a simmer.
4. Once simmmering, add the carrots, mushrooms, worcestershire sauce, and bouquet garnis. Salt and pepper to taste.
5. Simmer for 40 minutes. Remove the bouquet garnis. Taste for seasoning.
6. Serve in a bowl with green onions over top. Enjoy!

Some Questions for Stephanie

Hey readers. I'm sorry it's been a while since our last post, but rest assured that we have not been sitting idle. I recently finished the Twilight saga, and it's left me with a few questions. Unfortunately I could not find a way to contact Stephanie Meyer to bring her these questions directly. But, since I assume she is among our readership, I figured this post was the next best thing. So Stephanie, this is for you.

I have a lot of questions about the rules which govern the world of twilight, so buckle up.

1. How does a vampire die?
   
   
   I know they need to be torn apart and burned, but what part of that process actually kills them? Based on my field research, I've heard that the burning is necessary because without it, a vampire would heal from being torn to shreds. I can accept this - it's clearly a call back to the classic tale of Heracles and the Hydra of Lerna, wherein he had to burn the stumps to prevent two heads from growing back. However, it is unclear how a vampire heals if not burned. Different reports have described different methods. Some say that the pieces maintain some level of pseudo-sentience and are able to come back together, at which point the rejoin and the vampire becomes whole again. Others have dismissed this theory as hogwash, saying that the vampires simply have an extreme healing factor- if you cut off their arms, they will grow new ones. While this theory seems more plausible at first glance, it is still not a full answer. With such an extreme healing ability, more details are needed. For example, if a vampires head is ripped off, does the body grow a new head or does the head grow a new body? It seems intuitive that the head, as the seat of the brain and the vampire's core being, would be the source of any regrowth. But what if the head itself is cut in half? Say a vampire is lasered exactly in half, a la James Bond's near fate in Goldfinger? Which half is discarded and which is the source of regrowth? Or, do both halves regrow, resulting in two clones of the original vampire? Could someone theoretically build a clone army of vampires by continually cutting themselves in half? I need to know.


2. Can a vampire feed on another vampire that has just fed?
   
   
   Once a vampire consumes blood, where does the blood go? Vampires theoretically have no heartbeat, so it seems unlikely that the blood flows into their veins. Where does the blood go? Is it digested in the stomach and digestive tract in the same way humans digest their own food? Or is the blood just magically broken down and absorbed into the vampire's being? Whatever the absorption process, how quickly does it happen? Could another vampire theoretically open up the first vampire and suck the blood out? Or does the blood have to be fresh from a body? The films depict vampires feeding from blood bags, which suggests that freshness is not an issue. Please respond Stephanie.


3. Can a vampire starve to death?
   
   
   On the topic of vampire feeding, can a vampire starve to death? They are shown to grow progressively weaker the longer they go without feeding, but could they ever actually die from lack of blood? In that same 'vein', as it were, what do vampires need blood for? What exactly is it doing for them? We have determined that the blood doesn't flow through their veins, so it isn't delivering oxygen to their organs, meaning the red blood cells are pointless. They also don't bleed, so it's not serving any healing purposes, meaning platelets are equally ineffectual. It seems as though vampires never get sick, so white blood cells wouldn't appear to be of any use either. So what part of the blood is actually doing any good for vampires? What do they get from the blood, and what does it do for them? Stephanie I'm begging you.


4. Can vampires feed on non-mammalian blood?
   
   
   To wrap up this little series of feeding related questions, what kinds of blood are sufficient for a vampiric meal? What would happen to vampires if humans were wiped out, by war or plague or any other force of extinction. We have seen that vampires can live on other mammals, namely deer. It seems logical enough that they could subsist just as well on other large mammals, such as horses, cows, llamas, and the like. But could they live on avian blood? If the red blood cells are part of what provides vampires with their needed nutrition, then avian erythrocytes are different, being true eukaryotic, nucleus containing cells. And what about reptile blood? Their RBC's are also true nucleal cells, and are even larger and flatter than their avian counterparts. And what of insects? Amphibians? The point is, all types of animals have different types of blood, and I need to know which ones are sufficient for a vampire's dinner. I just want answers.


5. What do werewolves do when the person they imprint on dies?
   
   
   Switching gears for a moment, let's talk about wolves and imprinting. First off, when a werewolf imprints, is there any sort of guarantee that their love will be returned? If it's not, do they just have to be miserable for the rest of their life? Similarly, if they imprint on someone and live happily together, only to have the love of their life killed at an early age, can they ever imprint on someone new? Also, can werewolves imprint on other werewolves? It was suggested by one source during my research that they only imprint on humans. Is this true? Steph, you gotta give me something here.


6. Can vampires do superhero landings?
   
   
   Ok back to vampires. In Breaking Dawn part 2, we see Bella nearly cronch down on a helpless mountain climber. Edward talks her off the ledge, as it were, and she leaps off the cliff face to remove herself from the situation. Eddie doesn't so much as flinch, indicating that it is perfectly normal for vampires to fall from a great height with no repercussions. Sure enough, she walks it off as if nothing had happened. So do vampires not take fall damage? And if that's the case, what the fuck? We have seen that vampires can be hurt by blunt force trauma, such as when they are struck in combat by other vampires. So how is a vampire being punched in the face any different than a vampire falling? Assuming Bella weighs about 60kg, and was roughly 50m up the cliff, that means she reached the ground traveling just over 31 m/s. That means that if the soil condenses about 4 centimeters on impact, she hits the ground with a force of 735000 newtons. A human punch has an upper limit of 50000 newtons, after which their bones will break. Even accounting for vampire super strength, it seems as though hitting the ground would impart a much greater force of impact on a body than a vampire punch, or at least it would be of similar magnitude. So what gives? How can a vampire be hurt by getting punched but not by falling? Stephanie please.


7. How do vampires get hard?
   
   
   Ok, time to take off the training wheels and ask the real questions. How do vampires procreate? There seem to be quite a few barriers to this being able to happen. First off, how does a vampire get an erection in the first place? As we have discussed at length, blood doesn't flow through vampire veins, so how could blood flow into a male vampire's phallus to fill his corpora cavernosa, thereby giving the penis enough structural integrity to be used in coitus? Does he just have to mash it in awkwardly like a limp garden hose? The aftermath of Bedward's honeymoon would suggest otherwise. Additionally, even if sexual congress is achieved, then how is semen provided to achieve fertilization? Sperm cells are produced in seminiferous tubules, and are living cells. The idea of vampires being a dead body would seem to contradict the possibility of performing spermatogenesis. Even if vampires are capable of producing semen, how do they get the 'ingredients' (water, proteins, fructose, etc) to the testicles if they have no bloodflow? Stephanie, help me.


8. What human weapons can kill vampires?
   
   
   In Breaking Dawn part 2, Aro states that humans are becoming a real threat to vampires, that modern technology has created weapons capable of killing vampires. What is this line referencing? Nuclear bombs would be the obvious answer - it would simultaneously shred them and burn them, meeting the prerequisites for vampire murder. But Aro seemed far too concerned for nukes to be the only threat. After all, the threat of nukes has been declining significantly over time, now that mutually assured destruction is all but guaranteed should anyone choose to use one, resulting in human extinction. So what other weapons can kill a vampire? Once again, this circles back to question number 1, about how exactly vampires die. Stephy, I will do anything for some answers. Anything.


9. What's up with the pedophilia?
   
   
   Seriously, what's up? First Ed, who's over 100 years old, falls in love with a 17 year old. Gross. But I guess an argument could be made that he is magically suspended in a state of being 17, so I can allow it to slide. But I don't like it. On that note, why the hell are the Cullens still going to high school? They aren't learning anything new. Why don't they just hang out at home all the time, away from potential temptation? It just doesn't make sense. It's not like they're socializing; there's a whole big deal made about how weird the Cullens are, and how they always keep to themselves. Then we get to Jacob. Why the hell does he imprint on a baby? I know this one has been discussed, but I feel like it's never really been answered in any meaningful way. Do werewolves often imprint on babies? It's just messed up is all I'm saying. Figure it out, Stephanie.


10. How old is the oldest vampire?
    
    
    Since vampires theoretically have no age limit (once again, see Q1 about vampire death), how old is the oldest one? And also how was the very first vampire turned into a vampire? What caused the change, since vampire venom couldn't have existed yet? And whatever that process looked like, is it possible for someone in the modern day to be changed in a similar fashion? Stephanie, my mind will not rest easy until these questions are answered.

So, these are our questions to you, Stephanie Meyer. I'm sure this list is far from exhaustive, so if any of our other valued readers have questions, please leave them in the comments below. And as always, stay birdy people.

Bird of the Week!

This week, as requested by a fan, we look to none other than the Blue Footed Booby. It is one of six species in the genus Sula. Their distinctive blue feet are a sexually selected trait. During mating season, males with bluer feet are considered more attractive to the females. Roughly half of all Blue Footed Boobies live on the Galapagos Islands, and the rest live along the coasts of Central and South America. Boobies nest on land, and hunt by day. They travel in cooperative hunting groups, working together to maximize their profits. They can dive for fish from as high as 80 ft above the surface of the water. Younger boobies have darker colored feet, and are pretty friggin cute.

    It is believed that the name booby derives from the Spanish word bobo, meaning stupid. Looking at their faces, its pretty obvious why.

Bird of the Week!

Well, better late than never I always say! This week's bird of the week is a personal favorite of mine, the Puffin! The name Puffin refers to three different species, all within the genus Fratercula. All are seabirds, which breed in huge colonies along the coastlines.

The three species are the Tufted Puffin, the Horned Puffin, and the Atlantic Puffin. Tufted Puffins and Horned Puffins more or less share the same territory, from the western Canadian coast up along Alaska and across to Kamchatka in Russia. The Atlantic Puffin, predictably, lives in the Indian Ocean. Ha just kidding, get fooled, they live across the northern Atlantic. Some scientists also include a fourth bird, the Rhinoceros Auklet, as a Puffin, due to its anatomic similarity. However, it has a very different outward appearance, and is classified in the genus Cerorhinca.

Below you can see a live stream of some puffins, showing that they are pretty damn cute when they sleep. Oh shit he just woke up as I typed this, go back to sleep little buddy I need the readers to see you.

Puffins eat many small fish, and despite being only 10 inches tall and 500 grams on average, will catch up to 10 fish at a time! look at this hungry little fella.

Lastly, puffins are extremely social, so they will often flock toward where they see other puffins. Scientists have used this fact to plant dummy puffins and draw large nesting groups to safe places, away from human interference. However, this sometimes backfire a little when the live puffins try to make friends or even mate with the dummies, then get sad when their new pal ignores them.

MarbleLympics Update

Hey hey party people. Sorry for the lack of a bird of the week thus far, but be on the lookout for something soon. But more importantly, I have news for anyone that hasn't been keeping up on the MarbleLympics. Firstly, why would you not be keeping up? What are you even doing with your life? This is pretty much the best thing to happen on any given year and you're missing out. Secondly, the Green Ducks are having an absolutely historic rookie appearance and we need to support them. That is all for today, thank you for your time. Go Green Ducks #QuackAttack

Bird of the Week!

Today we're going to dial back from the behemoth birds of the past few weeks, and downsize to a much more commonplace, but nonetheless awesome bird. Today, we are talking about crows. According to PBS, there are about 40 species of crow. These species vary greatly in size, averaging anywhere from 12 to 57 ounces. There are species of crow native to just about every climate and region around the world, from Hawaii to Canada to South Africa to East Asia.

Crows are famous for being among the most intelligent of animals. Research suggests that they remember individual faces, and almost never forget a face. A group of crows, called a murder, will mourn the death of one of its members. Even more impressive, a murder will actually investigate these deaths to find the cause of death. If a predator is found guilty, the entire murder will mob together to chase them away.

clarification on the chicken salad recipe

i just have recieved some emails recently inquiring about the origins of my chicken salad recipe so allow me to explain:

it is the only thing that got me through 2015

thanks for inquiring knowledge

enjoy your tuesday

Bird of the Week!

This week, we smoothly transition back into the land of living species with a bird that, like last week's Haast's Eagle, is just ridiculously huge. The Great Albatross is a genus made up of either six or seven species, depending on whom you ask.

Albatrosses are unique for a couple of reasons. Most famously, they have the longest wingspan of any living birds, averaging over 3 meters long. On a closely related note, they are also among the most staminal birds, able to fly incredibly long distances in a single flight. They are literally capable of flying around the planet without needing to land. They can do this thanks to their long wings, which allow them to glide very far without expending energy by flapping their wings. In fact, no definite maximum distance has been travelled for an Albatross. Some even theorize that there is no maximum distance, as their incredible gliding ability allows them to get 80-90% of the necessary energy from wind currents, and they have been observed sleeping while in flight. 

Another incredible trait of albatrosses is that they mate for life. I don't want to claim to know everything that happens in the mind of an Albatross, but they definitely fall totally in love. I mean, look at this and tell me that's not true love.

They will wait for their mate to return to them, and when they are finally reunited, each couple has a special dance that they have come up with, which they perform together. Also, when one mate passes away, their spouse will grieve for at least a year or two before beginning to court a new mate.

chicken salad recipe

is a chicken a bird?

follow the steps below for a chicken salad recipe that you can bring to your next neighborhood bbq!

ingredients:
10 boneless chicken breasts
1 5 oz bag of lettuce
3 baby carrots
2-3 bottles of ranch dressing (for taste)
37 cherry tomatoes

directions:
preheat your oven to 250
throw all ingredients in a bowl mix and serve
enjoy!

Bird of the Week!

Today, we wrap up our series of extinct birds of the week with our final installment, none other than the Haast Eagle. This behemoth of a bird, like last week's Moa, was native to New Zealand before going extinct around the year 1400. There are many theories regarding how they went extinct. It was likely a combination of factors, including the immediate preceding extinction of the Moa, which were the Haast Eagles' primary prey. Yes, the 12 foot 500 pound Moa were prey to this enormous eagle.

So just how big were these raptors? Like the Moa, females were generally larger, weighing in at 10-15 kg, while the smaller males were 9-12 kg. Their wingspan was between 2.6 and 3 meters, or nearly 8.5 to 10 feet. 

When hunting, the Haast's Eagle would attack a Moa by swooping down at speeds of roughly 80 mph, giving it a striking force equivalent to a cinder block dropped from an eight story building. 

Bird of the Week!

This week, we continue our series of extinct Birds of the Week. We now move from the Dodos of the Indian Ocean, to the Moa in the Pacific. Moa were native to New Zealand, where they were both hunted and raised as livestock by the indigenous Maori tribe for years. It is believed that overhunting by the Maori led to the eventual extinction of the Moa around the 14th century.

Rather than describing a single species, Moa actually refers to nine distinct species of bird, falling into six genera. Moa are perhaps best known for their incredible size. Though they had gone extinct before being scientifically documented, estimates based on bone structure put the Moa at approximately 12 feet tall and close to 500 pounds, with the females often being larger than the males. Moa are also unique in that as chicks, they are simultaneously super frickin cute and really weird and ugly looking.

The importance of being yourself

It is important to be yourself

MarbleLympics

First and foremost, I am sorry that this post is coming in so late. The first three events of the 2019 MarbleLympics have already been completed, but there is still plenty of excitement to come! I would encourage all of our readers to take in this opportunity to see history be made, and join me in supporting, of course, team Green Ducks.
Opening Ceremonies + Underwater Race
Event 2 - Funnel Race
Event 3 - Balancing

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Dr. Seuss-- RACIST???

Welcome back bird lovers, I'm here to teach you all that your beloved childhood author Dr. Seuss is actually probably a big old racist. Let's look at the facts. 

1) Dr. Seuss wrote a book called One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. If the so called "doctor" of seussery thinks that it's important to differentiate between the skin tones of simple fish, there's not a doubt in my mind that he definitely discriminates based on skin color in humans as well. 

2) The Grinch. I'm going to be very open and honest right now, I love the grinch so much. Is it because I look like the baby grinch from the live action grinch movie? Is it because my heart is also two sizes too small? Is it because I too am green and hairy? Who knows! But here's the thing-- the whos down in Whoville are completely rude to the grinch. And why? Because he's different. He doesn't look like them and has faced discrimination for it throughout his entire life. He was made fun of for having a beard at 8 years old, and was eventually forced to live in isolation in the mountains so as not to face discrimination any longer. Our good old grinch didn't hate Christmas, he hated the people that wronged him, and that is valid. 

Time and time again, Dr. Seuss proves to us that he is racist and not accepting of anybody who doesn't look like him. Wake up America, Dr. Seuss is RACIST!

Bird of the Week!

This week, we begin a three-week series of extinct Birds of the Week. We begin with the most iconic example, the infamous dodo bird. This flightless species was native to Mauritius, a small island in the Indian Ocean. It was first documented by Dutch explorers in 1598. Unfortunately, having evolved int eh isolation of the island, dodos had no natural predators, and therefore no defense mechanism. After being exposed to the outside world, dodos went extinct rather quickly, dying out completely by the end of the 16th century. Or did they?
The dodo is often viewed as overweight, clumsy, and unintelligent, as befitting an animal that would go extinct, However, many scientists have challenged this view. It is believed that many historical depictions of dodos were from the end of the wet season, at which point the dodo would have packed on weight to help survive the coming dry season. Their perceived dim wittedness was really just a result of their lack of evolved defensive instincts, meaning they had no innate fear of humans, allowing them to be hunted with ease.

The REAL list of all time great birds

Not to name names but a certain cohort of mine, who you may or may not know, recently posted an article about important birds and failed to mention a few very important feathered friends that, without their contributions to modern society, the world as we know it would crumble.

- Woodstock
Little yellow bird from everyone's favorite comic strip "Peanuts". My all-time favorite quote comes from Woodstock, to paraphrase, "!!!!!!!!". I think we can ALL understand.

- Gonzo
While his species is still somewhat up for debate I think it is still very important that gonzo is mentioned in this blog. Name another bird on any list that single-handily started AND destroyed their own plumbing business. Talk about entrepreneurship!

- Hedwig (Harry Potter)
The bird whole ass DIED saving Harry's life- need I say more?

- Larry Bird
For reasons mentioned in previous blog post

 -Byrd scooters
Nothing like the feeling of a near-death experience via scooter!

Easter Bunny- bird or not?

Happy Easter everyone! This Easter I have spent a long time contemplating the Easter Bunny. I'm sure you've all seen the iconic 2011 movie The Muppets starring Amy Adams and Jason Segal. As you know, a central plot line of that movie is two of the main characters begging the question "am I a muppet or am I a man?" This plot line translates very well into Easter, where I'm sure the Easter bunny has an existential crisis from time to time wondering if it is a rabbit or a bird. It looks like a rabbit, but lays eggs like a bird. Perhaps one of my most controversial opinions is that the Easter Bunny is the realest fake bird of all time. Enjoy the holiday season, bird lovers!

All Time Great Birds

Throughout history, there have been many outstanding birds. Here are a few of them:

  > Archimedes - the loyal pet owl of Merlin, who assists him in tutoring King Arthur

  > Huginn & Muninn - the loyal Ravens of Odin, King of Asgard in Norse Mythology. They would fly around Midgard (Earth) and report what they saw back to their master, keeping him informed.

  > Tom the Terrible Turkey - after being injured by a hawk in 2006, Tom was adopted as a pet. He would regularly terrorize his new neighbors, often trapping them in their cars while circling them menacingly. Eventually, one neighbor called the police, and Tom was tragically killed in a police shootout :(

  > G.I. Joe - this American born pigeon became famous for his assitance in WWII via the United States Army Pigeon Service. When Allied troops lost radio contact and were unable to call off an air strike that would otherwise harm innocent civilians, they sent GI Joe to deliver the message, saving hundreds of lives in the process.

  > Larry Bird - Born in 1956 in Indiana, Larry Bird rose to fame playing professional basketball for the Boston Celtics,  with whom he won 3 consecutive MVP awards and 3 NBA championship awards. He also competed in the 1992 USA Olympic 'Dream Team.'

Bird of the Week!

Today's Bird of the Week is, drumroll please.... the Egyptian Goose! That's right, Alopochen aegyptiaca, of the order Anseriformes and the family Anatidae. It is an exotic species in North America, originally native to Africa. Some postulate that they spread to the US by escaping from personal collections, though there is no definitive answer as to how they arrived. They are often considered a pest, both in America and Europe, where they are also an invasive species. For more reading, see this article (may require a subscription).

"Finland"

For years, the state-controlled media has perpetuated the myth that there is a landmass straddled by the Gulf of Bothnia to the west and Russia to the East. This is a lie. In reality, this so called nation of Finland is nothing more than a facade, a conspiracy launched following World War 2 through the cooperation of Russia and Japan. Allow me to start at the beginning.

    Prior to World War 2, there was a Finnish culture. There is significant historical evidence of this. However, the geographic location of this culture was actually in what would today be considered part of western Russia. Many people today believe they are living in Finland, but in fact live within the geographical borders of either Russia or Sweden. By convincing these people that they are living in Finland, the One World Government is able to continue to perpetuate the myth.

    Now, to the heart of the issue. Why lie? The answer is quite simple, and obvious: money. Following World War 2, the Japanese and Russian governments saw the writing on the wall. The One World Government was forming, in the guise of the UN, and many historical practices would soon not be tolerated. One such practice is Japan's infamous fishing boats. Realizing that their fishing industry would soon come under fire, the Japanese entered into a trade agreement with the Russians- they would lease a large swath of open water off the Baltic Sea. In order to cover up this deal, the two nations agreed to create a false landmass. But who would populate this landmass? None other than the recently conquered Fins. Yes, the Fins actually lost the WInter's War, rather significantly.  Following VE Day, the Russian propaganda machine immediately got to work rewriting history, convincing everyone that the recently absorbed culture on their Western edge had in fact not been conquered, but rather continued to exist, on a landmass further to the west.

    Further evidence exists pointing to the illicit government dealings. The fishing agreement also necessitated the building of the Trans-Siberian Railroad. All of the fish had to be transported across Russia all the way to Japan. Nokia, the largest corporation in Finland, has one of the largest mobile market shares in Japan, despite being rather unpopular among the population. This is because the entire Nokia company is nothing but a front for the fishing operation.

   Now you ask, if the scheme was between Russia and Japan, to hide from the One World Government, why is OWG helping to perpetuate the myth? Well, toward the end of the Cold War, the UN discovered the deceit of Finland. At this point they were faced with a choice - admit that they had been fooled, showing weakness for the whole world to see, or continue to hide the truth. They decided to keep the lie going, and leverage it for their own benefit. They made Finland into their ideal country, a socialist, state run heaven. They began lauding Finland with awards, toting it as an example of what every other nation should aspire to. Best Environmental Performance, Most Press Freedom, Most Property Rights, Highest Consumption of Milk Per Capita, Most Technologically Advanced Country, the list goes on.

   Hopefully this post has opened your eyes to some degree. For further reading, visit:
       https://www.reddit.com/r/finlandConspiracy/comments/2y0oog/the_finland_conspiracy_and_all_you_need_to_know/

https://www.yamagata-europe.com/en-gb/blog/the-finnish-japanese-connection

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