Easter Bunny- bird or not?

Happy Easter everyone! This Easter I have spent a long time contemplating the Easter Bunny. I'm sure you've all seen the iconic 2011 movie The Muppets starring Amy Adams and Jason Segal. As you know, a central plot line of that movie is two of the main characters begging the question "am I a muppet or am I a man?" This plot line translates very well into Easter, where I'm sure the Easter bunny has an existential crisis from time to time wondering if it is a rabbit or a bird. It looks like a rabbit, but lays eggs like a bird. Perhaps one of my most controversial opinions is that the Easter Bunny is the realest fake bird of all time. Enjoy the holiday season, bird lovers!